redmetalandgold: Please don’t take that away from me.
I want a guy like Nick from New girl. Him and Jess had random sex and the next morning he made her breakfast and he gets jealous of other guys but in a cute way (:
menfriendsfood: kandieddubstep: getreal-staycrazy: deathtiel: But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA IT IS A BOOB HOLDER IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT This might be one of the...
Matt Smith cries, I cry. My poor baby daddy.
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
I have to keep reminding myself to stay positive at least until the weekend, I’ll be better come the weekend.
clara-the-impossible-girl: feathers-n-freckles: perks-ofbeingemma: you guys eleven will recognize rose but rose won’t recognize eleven Oh my god I’m not sure I’ll survive this moment but at the same time I NEED IT LIKE AIR What if eleven does just like ten did with Sarah Jane? He tells her his name’s John Smith and lets her realize that he regenerated?
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
into-the-snogbox: pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week But it would be a bloody brilliant week
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
sherlocksscarf: havetardiswilltravel: timelordy-teganbreann: sexualstephenfryfrustration: stillistrugglewiththesamedeamons: alexzandrasworld: bellabitchh: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this. IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I WON’T MIND IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I’D STILL LOVE YOU AND OTHERS WILL TOO people are fine by me. ...
jameshance: I just shed a butch, gentlemanly tear watching the video of Merida’s coronation ceremony at the Magic Kingdom. You heard me. I’m tender-hearted at the best of times, strolling around the parks. I’m taking Maddy back in a couple of weeks - I’m pretty much always on the verge of bursting into tears seeing her little face when she catches a glimpse of the princesses. Allergies, I...
Top 10 Bridesmaids Quotes
thegits: 10. IT’S COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA 9. Go fuck yourself, Helen. 8. I want balls in my face. 7. No… No, it is not me. 6. ((LESBIANS!)) 5. Here I am boys. Come put your American sausage in my English muffin. 4. DESSERT WINE IS SERVED. 3. I snapped a blanket in HALF. 2. Yeah, well you’re a little cunt! 1. CAROL. Get your shit together, Carol!
This week on Tumblr:
gettin-nakie-outside: poco-loki: ANGELS FALLING STAR TREK GAY ROMANIAN DUBSTEP DRACULA JOHN HURT FUCKING YAHOO You forgot ‘Bitch, I might’
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: koschei-the-ginger: and-theycallthistragedy: vvant: advice for having the best life ever: dont have a crush 2. Don’t watch a.) doctor who b.) supernatural c.) sherlock 3. Don’t go on tumblr 4. Don’t get emotionally attached to the characters in Harry Potter
ghostie00: so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: is that the sun
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
perksoflikinggirls: all-this-cliche-motivation: Sometimes I’m like omg come cuddle and watch movies and kiss my forehead and then sometimes I’m like I want to make your eyes roll to the back of your head while you cum and moan my name and beg for more. that escalated quickly
I will sleep another day I don’t really need to anyway What’s the point when...– The Spill Canvas - All Hail the Heartbreaker (via mowsiden)